Watts, of course, had no idea that there were in fact multiple varieties of pumpkin, some of which would have been better for pie than the kind that generally got carved into jack-o-lanterns. But at least they were all edible!

Nell might notice that when Watts took the knife to cut the pumpkin in half, he held it quite awkwardly. Still, he got the job done.

"Ugh," he muttered as he plunged his hands into the stringy bits to begin pulling them out. Yes, the man dealt with dead bodies on the regular and pumpkin guts made him go ‘ugh’.